Friday, August 27, 2010
School is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are suppose to be jokes but this is really how alot of people feel ....
Ten Things I Don't Understand About Black People
>>> Casual Misanthropy
By staff writer JD Rebello
December 11, 2005
But first, a disclaimer...
Listen. I’m not racist. So if you’re looking at the title and thinking, “Oh boy here he goes, get your ALCU handbooks and humorless views on life out, we’re writing a letter,” save it. Yes, I make my fair share of jokes about African-American Human Beings, but the way I see it, how am I any different from those Original Kings of Comedy-type whose entire schtick consists of variations of “White people walk like this...black people walk like this...” jokes? I’m not.
Furthermore, if I’m allowed to say this shit unfettered, it provides yet another aspect of our culture that the two races have in common. Personally, I think of myself as a fucking pioneer. I like black people. I have black friends. I enjoyedBaby Boy. I’ve watched porn involving black people (either that or the lighting was bad). So in conclusion, if you read this column and still think I’m a racist, please don’t read me anymore. It’s that simple. Oh yeah, and go fuck yourself.
And away we go...
1. The N-word.
Let’s talk about it. I know it’s a horrible word, something akin to dropping the C-bomb around a chick. I guess what baffles me is it’s cool for blacks to say it to each other.
"Fashizzle my dizzle? C’mon Snoop, in 1993 that talk could get you killed in the LBC. I’m disappointed, black guys, that you let this happen on your watch."To continue my parallel, isn’t this something like one girl saying to the other: “Oh is that Sarah? Is that my cunt Sarah? Cunt, get over here! Damn cunt how you been? It’s been ages.” They don’t. Now fine, you consider it a sign of solidarity and that’s cool. (By the way, I loved being able to write “cunt” that many times and it’s not even all that offensive given the context.) I guess my question is: I know whites shouldn’t say it to blacks, but is it okay if we say it to other whites? Like if I met my white friend Timmy and was like, “Hey nigga, want to go to the Gap? No don’t invite Steve. I hate that nigga. Oh nigga please.” Can I say that without black guys giving me the old stink-eye? I think that should be okay. But I figured I’d get the “it’s all good” from you first.
2. Why are black girls so damned loud?
The reason I ask is I’m afraid the affirmative action people are going to get involved with espionage, and now we got Monique and Shaniqua sneaking into Kim Jong Il’s palace in the middle of the night and suddenly being all, “OH SCHNAP. MOTHERFUCKER I BROKE A MOTHERFUCKING NAIL! SHANIQUA CHECK THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OUT!” I’m just concerned for the welfare of this country.
3. Black guys, do you really like white girls or do you do that just to piss white guys off?
Because, I’ve had this happen where a cute white chick gets with some crazy ghetto black dude. And it pisses me off. Not that I’m against interracial dating, that’s fine. I just wonder, because black girls don’t really like white guys. You have to realize, too, white girls are kind of insane. Seriously, they spend ridiculous amounts of money on The OC DVDs, I don’t think they truly understand the plight of the black man.
4. Are you guys really still mad about slavery?
I mean, geez it was over a hundred years ago. And it’s not like you personally were held slaves. Yeah, slavery sucked but Jews still don’t piss and moan about the Holocaust. Shouldn’t there be a statute of limitations on bitching about something that happened over a century ago and not even directly to you?
Okay don’t look at me like this wasn’t going to get insensitive at some point. Sometimes we have to confront the hard questions here at Casual Misanthropy.
Did you really spend $200 on shoes?
And what does Avirex mean? Those seem like awfully big pants, is that really necessary? Do you spend more on laundry? How come you guys don’t have to fold the bill on your baseball hats? And why is the tag still on there? Sorry, I’m trying to get as many questions in as possible. Please don’t hate me. I love black people. Fresh Prince!
Monday, August 23, 2010
Korean Nail Shop Owner To Fat Black Woman “Extra $5-Dolla, Don’t Bring Fat Tail Here Nooo More!” [Video]
Posted on August 23rd, 2010 - By Bossip Staff
Categories: Bolitics, Crazy Videos, For Discussion, News, SMH, Video
Mary J. Blige & Swizz Beatz In Studio With Message To All Of You! [Video]
Posted on August 23rd, 2010 - By Bossip Staff
Categories: Entertainment, Mary J Blige, New Music, News, Swizz Beatz,Video
Chad Ochcocinco’s Relationship With Evelyn Is Ruining The Ultimate Becky Show
Posted on August 23rd, 2010 - By Bossip Staff
Categories: Attention Whores, Caught Creepin', Chad Ochocinco, Coupled Up, News, Out and About, Spotted
People over at VH1 aren’t happy over the Becky bandit Chad Ochocinco’s new relationship with Basketball Wife, Evelyn Lozada.
Chad is constantly tweeting about his dating life — but since it has nothing to do with his VH1 dating show, sources told TMZ … the network is none too pleased. Ochocinco has been dating Evelyn Lozada (of VH1′s “Basketball Wives”) for the past several months … and he has made no secret of their relationship (just check his Twitter once in a while). Things are so serious between the two, Chad might be popping up on her show next season.
Sources close to the couple say VH1 is pissed at Ochocinco about the relationship because the network doesn’t like the “spoiler” that Ochocinco doesn’t end up with anyone on his show, The Ultimate Catch.
A rep for VH1 toldTMZ, “We cannot comment on possible story lines regarding a series currently airing or in production.”
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Aids
Saturday, August 14, 2010
HIV/AIDS among African Americans |
The HIV/AIDS epidemic in African American communities is a continuing public health crisis for the United States. At the end of 2006 there were an estimated 1.1 million people living with HIV infection, of which almost half (46%) were black/African American [1]. While blacks represent approximately 12 percent of the U.S. population, they continue to account for a higher proportion of cases at all stages of HIV/AIDS—from infection with HIV to death with AIDS—compared with members of other races and ethnicities [2, 3]. The NumbersHIV/AIDS in 2007
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Oral Sin
Your eye candy is my Preparation
When you slide your fingers through my opening
And feel my anticipation,
Playing with my triangle as if it were purely recreation
Knowing that MY climaxing is our only destination.
You feel my motivation
And place your head between my thighs.
Autographing my insides with your tongue
Vigorously writing, the closer you become
Closer to that which fills me and keeps me together as one.
When the joy of my nectar begins to run down
Into your mouth, your tongue will drown
From touching my inner walls within
Filling your mouth with the sweet savoriness of sin.
Written by Jessica Ammons
Friday, August 13, 2010
God is Real YALL
my summer
50 Cent Goes Mel Gibson On Shyne Po’s Conference Call “F*ck Shyne And F*ck Def Jam (BDR)” [Video]
Posted on August 12th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff
Categories: 50 Cent, Crazy Videos, Hip-Hop Beef, News, Video, out of pocket
Shyne Reacts To 50 Cent: “F*ck This Dude, He’s A Stalker… Go Take Some Steroids!!!”
Posted on August 13th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff
Categories: 50 Cent, News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH
Two days ago, 50 Cent put his two cents in and interrupted Shyne’s Def Jam media and DJ conference call via phone and UStream. Once Shyne figured out it was OI’ Bugsy, he gets with MTV News to speak on what he thought was going on but to say that 50 Cent is an informant turned witness protection program dude…
That’s a bit much, Federal Government Wouldn’t Have Any Parts of That!!!
“Wow. That’s like an all-time low. I didn’t know he was so desperate. He’s gone from confidential informant, witness-protection program dude, getting order [of protection] on muthaf**kas. Now he’s a stalker. I was in shock. He called up saying he was ‘Jamal from Harlem.’ He didn’t call up saying he’s Curtis Jackson, Hawaii 5-0. He’s a busta. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe he would stoop to that low. Then again, a guy in the witness-protection program, he has no shame.
You know how it is. When you do these things, you always gotta expect a muthaf**ka to call and he might be disgruntled. We took it as another disgruntled person. ‘Cause you know, I don’t know what his voice sounds like. I don’t listen to nothing he do. If we on the yard, and they put his video on, they change the TV in the yard. I don’t jack that dude on no level. I don’t know what his voice sound like. But somebody at Def Jam caught him. He’s been reaching out to one of my generals in the street begging for peace. He caught his voice too. It was after the fact.
I thought it was somebody who was having a bad day, who wanted to know the situation. It wasn’t until after everything was finished, muthaf**kas at Def Jam was like, ‘That was Boo-Boo. That was Hawaii 5-0.’ I was like, ‘No. No.’ Then he put the [video] out, like he was talking reckless. He’s a creep. Any of my comments have been honest comments. These dudes do anything, I don’t give a f**k. It never bothered me. The fact that he’s sitting in New York, selling his Vitamin Water, listening to my Ustream. What the f**k? You’re stalking me. Go take some steroids. Find something to do.”